Corrupt-A-Wish

the rules are simple and its a great forum game..
basically you post a wish and some has to corrupt it - its taht simple
example=
(user1)- i wish for cake
(user two) granted but you can no longer eat it; i wish to be a millionaire
(user three) granted but its counterfeit and you end up in prison for the rest of your life
and so on and so forth....
all you need to remember in each post is
granted but....
i wish...
enjoy

(forgot to go first :S)

i wish i could speak Japanese fluently

but you forgot english. i wish i could do a barrel roll

Granted but you can no longer walk,
I wish I had more coffee

Granted but you get pumped up on caffine that you run round and fall of the grand canyon and die really really fast!
I wish to be an embodyment of lighting

guarented but you would get burned to death , i wish i could fly

granted but a i kill you with my death note
i wish i had a death note so that i can kill people with acidents so that the poliece dont reaise that i kill people therfofe not ending up like light and not have ruuk as the owner

granted but you get shot down by by lightning and die,
i wish i had more free time

guarented but you'd never get a job or do aany work and have to live on benefits for the rest of your life. i wish i could be level 80

granted but due to the rise in taxs caused by the goverment you cant afford the new expaision packs the are now 50 expaision packs anyone under lvl 100 is a noob

i wish that i was the lawfuly elected president of the world so that i can spread the joys of world peace and world of warcraft to be taught in schools, also bliz will be given money for everyone who plays wow so that they make money but you dont pay the currant price for your acount aslo taxes will be lowed

Granted, you get caught in your office with a 16 year old intern with your trousers down and live the rest of your life as the butt of jokes and offers from people who can't get enough ... er .., love

I wish I could walk through walls...

Sx

Granted.. but your clothes do not go with you each time you go through a wall... rawr..

I wish my friends would pay my drinks for me..

Granted but you become an alcoholic lose your hose job and whole life to become a very ill person who utlimately dies young (maybe i went a little to far on that one )
i wish i could sleep better

Granted now you sleep with me and sleep like an angel. . .

I wish this girl on msn stopped talking to me.

Granted but instead she start stalking you,
i wish i could be bothered to go make some lunch

Granted but the bread is all gone.

I wish I had a date with Kaiyo

granted but then her cousun turns up and beats the living daylights out of you (joke)
i wish i could be succesfull in life

Granted you become wildly successful - and everyone hates you. One day when you are out being successful an assassin ...

I wish I could have some real wishes granted.

granted but you get food poisnening
i wish i could become compleatly invisable and be able to walkthough walls without a sound look out ladies here i come

granted but your clothes can't go through the wall and all the ladies relise that the are lesbiens so don't lik you.
i wish i was tall

granted you becone tall...but the world is then taken over my midget alieans who hate all tall people are you are forced inot slave labour by the evil small aliens,
i wish i didn't get so distracted

granted but you can't stop doing the first thing you do.
i wish that this topic will make history and never end

Your wish is granted. This thread goes on forever,,,and so do you. Until all that is left is this thread and you.....all alone....

I wish I had a fish

Sx

granted but i sudenly turn jappanse and slice it up into suish for you you eat you like yuo get foodpoisoning
i wish to be a the greatest most friendly guild in WoW oh wait im init well i wish it will last for ever

the guild lasts so long that when the sun goes supernova theres 9,999,999,999,999 members! we all get really old an die!
i wish i could pass the vice captin test